3 word story

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat

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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that chris-cw is fit &

a) woot?! b) that is not 3 words! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

if i had more than 3 words i wanted to say that this story is getting a bit weird..

it is 3 words , just with the little &amp; symbol at the end lol im onli messin lol

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that chris-cw is fit &amp; really wants 2

A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that chris-cw is fit &amp; really wants 2 lick his elbow