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17 years 2 months ago #68096 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing

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17 years 2 months ago #68101 by MonsterMatt
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink

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17 years 2 months ago #68110 by Andyfloss
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake

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17 years 2 months ago #68127 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to

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17 years 2 months ago #68130 by MonsterMatt
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels

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17 years 2 months ago #68198 by Andyfloss
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice

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17 years 2 months ago #68220 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.

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17 years 2 months ago #68239 by Turbo Ted
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day

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17 years 2 months ago #68243 by jonb
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed


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17 years 2 months ago #68380 by jammy09
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly

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