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17 years 2 months ago #68991
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like
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17 years 2 months ago #69018
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big
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17 years 2 months ago #69811
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TEAM-P FTW!!!!!
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender!
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes.then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender! Woody said that
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender! Woody said that the hippo was
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender! Woody said that the hippo was really moist round
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender! Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice.
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy potnoodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this; Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his backgarden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mothers Right Hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top. The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got abit lucky He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big fluffy Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp, named dan fraser, it was enjoyed at mcdonalds where dan Robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat. Shanners thinks that Chris-cw is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic. One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling im a deprived sex offender! Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice.
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