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13 years 1 month ago #159550 by shanners
Replied by shanners on topic 3 word story
A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and

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13 years 1 month ago #159628 by QuBall
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity

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13 years 1 month ago #159695 by shanners
Replied by shanners on topic 3 word story
A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

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13 years 1 month ago #159710 by QuBall
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

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13 years 1 month ago #159740 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

shmik went to shag a sheep

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13 years 1 month ago #159743 by QuBall
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

shmik went to shag a sheep with out wearing

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13 years 1 month ago #159859 by Fezza4Shawtii
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QuBall wrote: A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

shmik went to shag a sheep with out wearing

His weatherproof wellies

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13 years 1 month ago #159860 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

Shmik went to shag a sheep without wearing his weatherproof wellies, so his feet

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12 years 10 months ago #162568 by jonb
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with there lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

Shmik went to shag a sheep without wearing his weatherproof wellies, so his feet got all wet


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11 years 10 months ago #169828 by shanners
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A man walked in to a hospital for the brilliant service they do not provide and asked for a hot dog which tasted like strawberry ice cream flavoured body paint. He thought this was not good as it was supposed to taste like yummy pot noodles. Becuase of this, the day after the man wrote a long story just like this;

Once Upon a time was a dirty little man named Spence. He liked to look around the young kittens to see if they had saggy skin hanging so he could stroke it vigorously whilst slapping his thigh. He couldn't stop watching the monkeys running around his back garden doing very naughty things with elephants and dogs whilst eating a snot flavoured dildo with sauce dripping out of his mouth and nose. An innocent bystander caught sight of this monkey doing something rather odd. Which was shagging his Mother's right hand that had crusty, dry, hard, pink Angel Delight on top.

The story had a very Unfortunate Lump On the old man Next Door To the old mill, And His Wife got a bit lucky. He Threw A right then a left hook into the wardrobe Of No Return out popped a Small Baby Badger with big, fluffy, Green, Mouldy Nipples that needed a good waxing by the local tramp named Dan Fraser. It was enjoyed at McDonalds where Dan robbed A McFlurry for his dead cat.

Shanners thinks that Chris-CW is fit & really wants 2 lick his elbow and then his...nothing! Then a girl called Zoe started jumping all on Knobby's back just for jokes. Although Shanners was getting jealous so she started pouring massage oils on her steak and chips because she's mental. Not only is this mental but also rather erotic.

One man called QuBall thought that his hippo was on the loose but it was actually just chillaxing With A Pink smoke ana pancake. Hippos love to Walk Like Eels wearing some nice high heeled shoes. Then one day when it snowed the hippo slowly started dancing like a hiphop gangster with a big steaming lob on yelling, "I'm a deprived sex offender!" Woody said that the hippo was really moist round it's nose. Nice. Vlad wanted to touch the hippo's erect penis and compare it to his own and would be gutted because the perv didnt like shrimps left testicals, so he decided to go for a right testical instead.

Do you think the hippo had any idea that there were such chunky lady hippo's in the lake? The male hippos played with their lightbulbs. Backflips don't cost anything. Neither does a tug with your dog.

Then when Spence entered the scene he randomly walked across water! Everyone Was Amazed Of his little friend called Phill Mecrackin With a HUGE nose but he sanded it down so it looked smaller. We thought he loved his most famous love but instead he touched the wet, Warm inside of the small pink hamsters bottom and he said "why don't my finger look any better?" so he tried dipping it in hot tarmac and his finger fell off whilst licking a giant lollipop made of raisins and green coloured Chocolate Coated Peanuts. Spence picked up a dirty old man from the corner of Prostitute Avenue, which is the home of many venereal diseases and also lots of dirty syringes and smelly used condoms which tasted like warm soap.

Bee found Spence covered in butter and lying naked in the bath and his toe was stuck in the plug hole. A butch plumber wapped out his nuts and bolts, which were extremely cold. Bee didn't want to feel useless so he washed the butter off with his tongue, emptied the bath and dried him. Spence was grateful.

Both stood there, tired and emotional, naked as a baby and began to do the can-can, jumping on the wet tiles. Then with a BANG Bee fell onto a rather large toilet brush to stick up his nose. It was Barney who then walked in and saw the opportunity to teabag Bee.

Shmik went to shag a sheep without wearing his weatherproof wellies, so his feet got all wet. That'll teach him.

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