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17 years 8 months ago #27275 by Dannii
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears

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17 years 8 months ago #27405 by Woody
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That is the most shockingly poor story i have ever read <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

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17 years 8 months ago #27631 by QuBall
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm

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17 years 8 months ago #27782 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured


If it dont scuff the ruff, it aint low enuff

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17 years 8 months ago #27830 by lukus17
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey

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17 years 8 months ago #27960 by Gritz
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey penuts

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17 years 8 months ago #28057 by Dannii
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey penuts however he

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17 years 8 months ago #28068 by Dannii
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here was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey penuts however he couldnt grab

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here was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey penuts however he couldnt grab his banana

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17 years 8 months ago #28111 by Gritz
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here was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED&quot; After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his ears in sperm flavoured monkey penuts however he couldnt grab his banana shape'd

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