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17 years 10 months ago #12857 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry


If it dont scuff the ruff, it aint low enuff

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17 years 10 months ago #12861 by Mattie
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when

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17 years 10 months ago #12862 by retro dan
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf

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17 years 10 months ago #13026 by dr_hillmann
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran


I might get a rover tuner to tune my gt40 turbo on my left testicle to run 400000 bhp lol

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17 years 8 months ago #23018 by QuBall
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over

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17 years 8 months ago #23022 by Dave_P
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy

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17 years 8 months ago #23027 by dr_hillmann
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps


I might get a rover tuner to tune my gt40 turbo on my left testicle to run 400000 bhp lol

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17 years 8 months ago #23900 by Gritz
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then

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17 years 8 months ago #24168 by QuBall
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck

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17 years 8 months ago #27251 by Gritz
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his

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