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17 years 10 months ago #12857
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when
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17 years 10 months ago #12862
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Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf
Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly clock ticked The hamstring Of his Wife. Television sucked me dry when an elf ran over mouldy humps but then stuck his
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