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17 years 10 months ago #10591 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER


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17 years 10 months ago #10595 by dr_hillmann
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED"


I might get a rover tuner to tune my gt40 turbo on my left testicle to run 400000 bhp lol

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17 years 10 months ago #10617 by MonsterMatt
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After

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17 years 10 months ago #10919 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating


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17 years 10 months ago #10920 by retro dan
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls

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IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!

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17 years 10 months ago #10924 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard


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17 years 10 months ago #10925 by retro dan
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans

Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!

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17 years 10 months ago #11027 by jonb
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then


If it dont scuff the ruff, it aint low enuff

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17 years 10 months ago #11031 by retro dan
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick

Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!

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17 years 10 months ago #11067 by MonsterMatt
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.

The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.

Then a dipstick Suddenly

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