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17 years 10 months ago #10591
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED"
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED"
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating
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17 years 10 months ago #10920
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Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls
Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard
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17 years 10 months ago #10925
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Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans
Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then
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17 years 10 months ago #11031
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Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick
Metro POWER!
With the origano flavour!
IF YOU CAN M.O.T. IT, IT'S NOT LOW ENOUGH!
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There was once a funny looking chap called george who didn't have a nice kneecap but he loved sausages especially when he slept ontop of butchers with his big hands holding his tiny smelly todger between his legs when all of the fish came improving the smell of cheese by covering the stench. When Nath arrived at the butchers with shez carrying a bag full of shoes that had never been used. Meanwhile along the lines of the way we run nobody can have a bath because people keep goin running out of water. Collin's sucks ladies toes twice daily whilst doing his hair.
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly
The badger called Mr.Badger, was unhappy because he farted on his giant pumpkin whilst he finished erecting something backwards and almost shot cottonwool through his Ferrari and sneezed yellow skittles into his wifes limp oozing out flaps of cheese. Suddenly his uncle Cuthburt felt His large penis and thought ''MY HAIRDRYER IGNITED" After eating sausage rolls custard and jelly beans.
Then a dipstick Suddenly
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