Pulled by the fuzz!

Some of you may have already seen it on my Facebook status. Was drivin into Leamington, went to go round a small roundabout and there was a car opposite the roundabout. They didnt indicate so i carried on and turned left, the car then turned my way and came right up my arse, i thought to myself ''what the f...?''. The car was practically touching my bumper. Then the blue lights starting flashing, bugger. I pulled over and he pretty much ran up to my door and pulled it open.

''Do you know the highway code for roundabouts!?'' Said Mr Fuzz
''Er...yeah'' I said
''What is it?''
''Er...give way to traffic approaching from the right?''
''Yes, so why didnt you stop?''
''You didnt indicate...''
''I...er....yes i did!''
''I didnt see you indicate''
''Did you have your seatbelt on before we pulled you?''
Had to think...''Yeah''
''Get out the car!''
Fuck...

He moaned and grumbled a little at me...

He told me to get back in my car. He then went back to the police car then starting pretty much checking my car all over...i mean everywhere! He then checked out my tyres, came round to my window and told to put my wheels at full lock and get out. Mr Fuzz was actually shaking so he must have been pretty pissed at basically bein blown out. I shat myself at this point as i had got a quote for 4 new tyres that morning as i knew they were that low. £109 for all 4 tyres and tracking i might add - benefits of family discounts . Anyway, he took me round to my front tyre and got out his little depth measurement thingy. He checked my tyre in about 12 different places trying to find an area that was illegal!? What a prick. Still dribbling he said ''er...barely legal you better get them replaced, and i mean soon''. ''Okey dokey'' i said. He started walking off and said ''Your very lucky i have another job to get to''. Why, because he was going to bore with his antics otherwise? I got back in my car and drove off, but they just sat there so obviously had no other 'jobs' to get to.

Dont get me wrong, some police are there to do thier jobs and waste time on petty crimes but this guy was just a complete fookin nob jockey. Couldnt take the fact he was in the wrong. So the fuzz man took on Woody and his little suzi and FAILED! Btw it was the unmarked LG07 KXN - BMW 3 Series, 5 door, Silver!

ASIF

Is that real lol

<!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> Im not jokin. Was last night/this morning 1am.

Chris CW wrote: Nice one, put them right when their wrong!
Just to clarify, they were approaching from the exit straight ahead when you were going left?

Yeah, they sped up too.

They're soo funny! Always get a laugh out of them.

A Friday a couple of weeks ago, when we all went for pics at St Peters car park in Leam, and wandered off to McDonalds, everything was bippin' there horns as we turned in, I was in a bay and Vlad was reversing next to me, I bipped me bipper cus' he was v.v.close!

Undercover plod was behind him, pulls infront of us all and says &quot;who was that&quot;, I said &quot;that would be me&quot;, so he asks me to get out of the car, and I go over to his window, he gives me a speech on how a faulty horn is illegal, and a car can get impounded for it, and that I'm not driving an amazing car and shouldn't be flashy, and I said &quot;well you're not in an amazing car and you've got flashing stuff&quot; (hi was in some sorta old Nissan).

His mate laughed, and I got told not to do it again, nothing to the story, but still funny!

Plod plod plod plod!

mate some of them are right arses!
by the sound of things you did, but the best way to make them sound is just lick arse and be super polite, thats what I always used to do! Just apologize like a bastid and theyre usually sweet as a nut!

Weren't a lanky ginger copper was it by any chance?! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
If he really didnt indicate then he is a muppet for being like that!

Yeah if they had got me on something illegal i would have been VERY polite but he was a dick. He was kinda lanky, blonde mid 30s id say.

bad times woody,good job you didnt try and out run them,thats a 335i,twin turbo striaight 6,i road tested it a few weeks ago and it is deffo not slow!

If that's the fuzzmobile in Leam, a biturbo 335, I'm joining up!