After Surgery
18 years 2 months ago #220
by Andy
After Surgery was created by Andy
>> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical
>> procedure.
>>
>> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>> "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>> to wash your upper body and feet."
>>
>> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
>> testicles,
>> she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>>
>> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
>> the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
>> and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>>
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>> closely...
>>
>> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
>> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical
>> procedure.
>>
>> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>> "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>> to wash your upper body and feet."
>>
>> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
>> testicles,
>> she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>>
>> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
>> the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
>> and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>>
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>> closely...
>>
>> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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18 years 2 months ago #277
by Chris CW
Replied by Chris CW on topic After Surgery
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