''Eat my pussy!''

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Does Shmik know his girlfriend is putting it about?? Or Woody, did you make that story up and use that secret picture you have of her in your wallet?

But to be fair, I would.

O my lord......she s a hottie....

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Yeah its his girlfriend but he prefers to call her by her proper name though, mummy.

Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.

lmao quality

id give her 1....... out of 10

id hit it.......... with a shovel

etc