The Stig's intros

lets here your own intro's for the stig cant of been on top gear tho and off the top of your head.

Some say he likes castrol GTX on his french fries.. others say he is incapable of distinguishing the difference between the colors red and green. all we know is he's called the stig.

Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in rpm's... All we know is, he's called The STIG!

come on!!! make something up haha

Some say that his bones are made of carbon fibre, and his eyes are made with tinted glass.. All we know is, he's called the stig!

some say all the rooms in his house are tarmaced instead of carpeted, and that he painted yellow lines over the rest of his neighbourhood...
all we know is, he's called the stig

Some say, he has no heart, just a 2 cylinder engine, and his I.Q. is measured in Horsepower... All we know is, he's called the Stig

Some say, His Brain Is A Haynes Back Catologue, And His Feet Are Actual Alpinestar Race Boots... All We Know, Is He's Called Th Stig

Some say he is allergic to Morrisons. And, he thinks that the credit crunch is some sort of breakfast cereal. ...All We Know, Is He's Called The Stig


"Some say, his farts sound like car engines. And, that he is determined to be a Power Ranger even though they aren't real. All we know is he's called The Stig!"

"Some say, he likes big butts. And, that he got caught having an affair with a mini. All we know is he's called The Stig!