Shan's Blind Date!

Right so this is what we've got so far... LOL

1. Do you have a heartbeat?
2. Are you male?
3. Are your genitals in VGC?
4. What do you think of my pug
5. What are my best features
6. Does it work...Properly.
7. why do you want to go on a date with me?
8. what would be your ideal night out?
9. Are you rich?
10. are you clean?
11. are you a show'er or a grower?
12. have you got a nice car shanners can borrow of a weekend?
13. what skills would you contribute to shanners everyday life? cooking, washing cars, etc.
14. chat up line you think will genuinly impress our shanners?
15.

Oh, and apparently this is where I'm going wrong:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... t-men.html

40% flesh, tight clothing and provocative dancing is apparently the key! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

right go for 15 and i'll get the contestants to fill out the complete questionnare so shan can gather as much information as she can about the people.

shanners wrote: Oh, and apparently this is where I'm going wrong:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... t-men.html

40% flesh, tight clothing and provocative dancing is apparently the key! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

what club was this in i wonder lol!

question... if you f**k her over are you hard enough to feel my wrath ha

That is literally the nicest thing you have ever said in my defense! Nice one bro!

dont get used to it ... *rolls eyes*


...quote...gets back from town bloke trys to come in..&quot;my brothers up stairs..hes really big and strong and hell kick the s**t outa you&quot;

Pmsl!

Yes Andy, that threat was all very well and good when a complete f*cking weirdo followed me home and tried to get in the house. But when I'm screaming for you to come and help me and you're snoring your friggin' head off, it doesn't work!! Good job I've got a brain and managed to get rid of the tw*t...

shanners wrote: Yes Andy, that threat was all very well and good when a complete f*cking weirdo followed me home and tried to get in the house. But when I'm screaming for you to come and help me and you're snoring your friggin' head off, it doesn't work!! Good job I've got a brain and managed to get rid of the tw*t...

haha nothing worse than a stalker!
a penny picker followed me round town in st albans at the weekend! i was shitting it!
ran in jack wills, thinking, expensive stuff, he wont follow!
he followed
guess he was mistaken like i was... why so expensive for all this scruffy farmer gear?

fuck sake! i havent got any change!