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18 years 2 months ago #1703 by Mattie
0 to 200 in 6 seconds was created by Mattie
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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18 years 2 months ago #1790 by xbabyshezx
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:O mean!

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18 years 2 months ago #3078 by Alex the kid
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awesome! lol

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18 years 2 months ago #3112 by Bee
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<!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> thats funking harsh

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18 years 2 months ago #3164 by LuM
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ROFLROFRLFOL

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18 years 4 weeks ago #5262 by MonsterMatt
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That's Good

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