how do you shower? men and women!

How to shower like a woman:

>> 1.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
>> according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long
>> dressing gown.
>>
>> 2.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>> 3.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
>> do more sit-ups.
>>
>> 4.. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>> wide loofah and pumice stone.
>>
>> 5.. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>>
>> 6.. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
>> natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>>
>> 7.. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until
>> red.
>>
>> 8.. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>> wash. Shave armpits and legs.
>>
>> 9.. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
>> mould spots with Tilex.
>>
>> 10.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>> 11.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>> If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>>
>>
>>
>> How to shower like a man:
>>
>> 1.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a
>> pile.
>>
>> 2.. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake
>> knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
>>
>> 3.. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
>> scratch your ass.
>>
>> 4.. Get in the shower.
>>
>> 5.. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands
>> and let the water rinse it off.
>>
>> 6.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>> sound in the shower.
>>
>> 7.. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>>
>> 8.. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>>
>> 9.. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>>
>> 10.. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
>> again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave
>> light and fan on.
>>
>> 11.. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
>> pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>>
>> 12.. Throw wet towel on bed.

how do they know this!

lmao im in tears hahaha

oh its so true love it haha

lol hehe

i have sent this in an email to sooo many people lol

i dont look at my body before getting in the shower lol

yea u blates do,all chicks do it!

i dont! there is too much i want to change lol

what ever,you dont need to change stuff,going from piccys.

i do! lol