MEN STRIKE BACK!!!
18 years 2 months ago #304
by Andy
MEN STRIKE BACK!!! was created by Andy
> >How many men does it take to open a beer?
> >
> > None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
> >
> >
> > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> >
> > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> >probably never be able to support you.
> >
> >
> > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> >
> > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
> >closer to the kitchen sink.
> >
> >
> >
> > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> >
> >
> > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> >
> > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do men break wind more than women?
> > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> >pressure.
> >
> >
> > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
> >the front door, who do you let in first?
> >
> > The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
> >
> >
> > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> > A woman who won't do what she's told
> >
> >
> > I married Miss Right.
> >
> > I just didn't know her first name was' Always'
> >
> >
> > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> >drive by 90%.
> > It's called a Wedding Cake
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do men die before their wives?
> >
> > They want to.
> >
> >
> > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
> >with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
> >
> >
> > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> > Then God created Man and rested.
> > Then God created Woman.
> > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> >
> >
> >
> > None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
> >
> >
> > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> >
> > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> >probably never be able to support you.
> >
> >
> > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> >
> > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
> >closer to the kitchen sink.
> >
> >
> >
> > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> >
> >
> > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> >
> > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do men break wind more than women?
> > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> >pressure.
> >
> >
> > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
> >the front door, who do you let in first?
> >
> > The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
> >
> >
> > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> > A woman who won't do what she's told
> >
> >
> > I married Miss Right.
> >
> > I just didn't know her first name was' Always'
> >
> >
> > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> >drive by 90%.
> > It's called a Wedding Cake
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do men die before their wives?
> >
> > They want to.
> >
> >
> > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
> >with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
> >
> >
> > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> > Then God created Man and rested.
> > Then God created Woman.
> > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> >
> >
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18 years 2 months ago #803
by Bee
Replied by Bee on topic MEN STRIKE BACK!!!
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